What does everyone start Christmas Day with? The letter ‘C’! What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? Santa in reverse! What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas carol? Jungle bells! Son: Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mom: No! You’ll have ham like the rest of us!
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the sideContinue reading “The perfect couple and Santa have an accident”
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said “Santa, will you stay with me?”, Santa replied, “Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.” So she took off her night gown, wearing only aContinue reading “Santa and the sexy blonde * Joke”
It’s that time of the year again and while I love the carols and the tinsel and the holy, there is something else I love more: the holiday fun! The time has come to make you laugh a little. Beware – some of the items in this gallery will require parental advisory!
If you are willing to put a little time and energy into a Christmas game, this one is surefire hit. It’s called “dress Santa” and it’s funny and silly and worth having a camera round to record the fun. You might even want a camcorder as well. Here’s how it works. Create a dress-up boxContinue reading “Dress Santa Game”
When it comes to silly party games, it seems unfair that birthdays get all the attention and Christmas none. It’s time to bring back some silly party games for Christmas, and “Pin the beard on Santa” is as good a place to start as any. To begin this game, you need a cardboard cutout ofContinue reading “Pin The Beard On Santa Game”