20 very annoying things you can do in the office

At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.) Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or elvis-the-king@companyname.com. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. EncourageContinue reading “20 very annoying things you can do in the office”

The Ignored * Bentley Little

This is probably one of the first Bentley Little books that does not take place in Arizona. This is the story of an average man, Bob Jones, with a useless degree which can probably equate to literature – which doesn’t allow him to find any prospective jobs in the market. He eventually applies for aContinue reading “The Ignored * Bentley Little”

Office Terms for the busy people

BLAMESTORMING – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves. SALMON DAY – The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to getContinue reading “Office Terms for the busy people”