At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.) Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or elvis-the-king@companyname.com. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. EncourageContinue reading “20 very annoying things you can do in the office”
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The Ignored * Bentley Little
This is probably one of the first Bentley Little books that does not take place in Arizona. This is the story of an average man, Bob Jones, with a useless degree which can probably equate to literature – which doesn’t allow him to find any prospective jobs in the market. He eventually applies for aContinue reading “The Ignored * Bentley Little”
How to be Calm at Work
Everyone has had a day when everything seemed to go wrong. No need to worry, there is a solution for a stressful day and it does not need to start with a bath. Overview Work can often be one of the most stressful situations in our lives.We have to work with people that we don’tContinue reading “How to be Calm at Work”
Office Terms for the busy people
BLAMESTORMING – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves. SALMON DAY – The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to getContinue reading “Office Terms for the busy people”
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