“I believe God gave us our sex organs to bond us together in pleasure within our marriage. And through this incredible pleasure, to keep us faithful to each other …” – Naura Hayden, author of HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME… and have her beg for more! This is a subject hedged about withContinue reading “HOW TO MAKE SEX LAST LONGER!”
Welcome to the 50’s where a woman’s chance of being sucessful came from what type of husband she could snag. And as the title says it, the blonde ones have a hell of a higher chance of getting a wealthy man (not necessarily a good one) than a brunette.Why?Because they’re dumb.
Guess who’s been to see Wonder Woman late last night? After the massive hype surrounding the movie and seeing Wonder Woman (plus the costumes plastered all over Comic Con), I decided to see my favourite hero re-acted by Gal Gadot.
Well, I think I’m pulling movie nights this week in a desperate attempt to feel like I’m paying for something (ie my Cineworld unlimited subscription). Seen Storks the day before yesterday and seen “The Girl on the Train” yesterday night. Based on the book with the same name which I haven’t read so far due toContinue reading “The Girl on the Train * Or how spying on your ex can work for you!”
There are a lot of sayings about idiots and stupidity. They are saying never to mess with one as they will beat you down with experience. Or that stupidity has no boundaries – as opposed to intelligence. So the question arises: how do you spot the stupid ones? I made a list. It can beContinue reading “How to recognize an idiot”
I went to the movies last night (again), mostly to erase the bad taste left after seeing “London has fallen” only to be hammered down with awkwardness. From an animated man. Who is going through his midlife crisis and cheats on his wife with a groupie *cough* Massive fan of his book. Groupie is for artists..
It seems to happen to me more often than necessary. This one guy, whom I dearly cherish, gets cross with me. His anger grows as I get my happy ass in and out of a room, starting conversations and stepping on unseen toes. He thinks his anger is justified. I don’t think the same. HeContinue reading “What to do if someone stops talking to you…”
If she asks you If she asks you who I am, tell her. Tell her because she is not starting a fire for an explanation but a confession. If you tell her I was just a girl you dated for a couple of years, she will only give you a hard time. The hundreds ofContinue reading “A POEM FROM YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND TO THE NEW LOVE OF YOUR LIFE”
I first heard of Amy Shumer when she decided to be a part of a celebrity roast (one hosted by my favourite guy Seth McFarlane) and I thought she was really crass. I soon forgot about her until I saw a trailer for Trainwreck which looked kinda funny. Oh yeah, a new comedy on theContinue reading “Monogamy doesn’t work. Or does it? #Trainwreck”
You would never leave your loved one when you love them. You could never conceive ignoring them when you care about them. You would not be silent when you hold someone dear. You see, love is equal in every shape and love dictates if you should be with someone or not.