Winner of the Bram Stoker Award and named one of the 100 Best Novels of 2006 by Publishers Weekly, Dark Harvest by Norman Patridge is a powerhouse thrill-ride with all the resonance of Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery.” Halloween, 1963. They call him the October Boy, or Ol’ Hacksaw Face, or Sawtooth Jack. Whatever the name, everybody in thisContinue reading “Dark Harvest by Norman Partridge (2007)”
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A: No body Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? A: Bone appetit ! Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day? .A: Dayscare centers. Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo.
* Any house that seems to be imploding into a space-time wormhole. * Any house made of food. * Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement. * Any house where the high tension wires suddenly stop right above it. * Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas. * Any house that growls “getContinue reading “HOUSES TO AVOID AT HALLOWEEN”
You get winded from knocking on the door. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. You ask for high fiber candy only. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. People say, “What a scary mask!” but you’re not wearing a mask! WhenContinue reading “Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …”
Halloween costumes are creative and they continue to evolve each year with new and innovative materials, ideas and technology. The price can also evolve, thus, if you are strapped for cash, but still want to have a memorable Halloween, here are some tips for you.
Here is a collection of pumpkin trivia and FAQs:
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Scraping at the ground above me, Wet mud on my decomposing skin, Flower bouquets flattened by rain, Church bells ring as I rise to sin, Hardened organs kick start for this day, My dearest Halloween I am on my way.