Funny Christmas Party Organizing Email Chain

If you have ever attempted to organize a Christmas function at work, you will relate to these emails all too well… ———————————— FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 1 RE: Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting atContinue reading “Funny Christmas Party Organizing Email Chain”

Funny Writing Techniques for any aspiring author

Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.) Employ the vernacular. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. Contractions aren’t necessary. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. One should never generalize.Continue reading “Funny Writing Techniques for any aspiring author”