Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avianContinue reading “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
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Best Al Bundy Fat Jokes (Married with Children)
There’s only one dead guy in this mall and you’re looking at him. Why is it that Elvis is dead but I’m in hell?
Life’s Laws
“Singura data cand poarta se inchide singura e atunci cand ai lasat cheile pe dinauntru”. (Legea Futuipastelemasiidecheie) The only time when the door closes on its own is when you forgot the key on the other side. “Cand ai miinile pline de unsoare incepe sa te gadile nasul”. (Legea Nasuvreauntura ) When your hands areContinue reading “Life’s Laws”
Famous and not so famous quotes
Oxygen in pure gen, Hydrogen is gen mixed with water; Those are the 2 major types of gen. – Thanks to Shannen { Big Island Hawaii } ~~~~~~~ Richard Dreyfuss (I think) from Jaws……” We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” – Thanks to { J & A Edmunds } for this Quote ~~~~~~~ Saturday NightContinue reading “Famous and not so famous quotes”
Funny Facebook Statuses
Quote’s From Men About Women
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. ~~~~~~~ I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her. ~~~~~~~ What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. ~~~~~~~ Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman heContinue reading “Quote’s From Men About Women”
Answers given by 2nd graders
Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus superContinue reading “Answers given by 2nd graders”
Chuck Norris is Awesome
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. ThereContinue reading “Chuck Norris is Awesome”
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