Why did the chicken cross the road?

Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avianContinue reading “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

Quote’s From Men About Women

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. ~~~~~~~ I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her. ~~~~~~~ What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. ~~~~~~~ Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman heContinue reading “Quote’s From Men About Women”