10 funny software puns that will get any developer chuckling (or cringing)

Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn’t get with the program. Old programmers never die, they just can’t C as well. When computer programmers are hungry they take mega-bites. Old programmers never die .. they just lose their memory.Continue reading “10 funny software puns that will get any developer chuckling (or cringing)”

20 very annoying things you can do in the office

At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.) Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or elvis-the-king@companyname.com. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. EncourageContinue reading “20 very annoying things you can do in the office”