If there is no self, whose arthritis is this? Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Candles are years Happy Birthday to you!
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn’t get with the program. Old programmers never die, they just can’t C as well. When computer programmers are hungry they take mega-bites. Old programmers never die .. they just lose their memory.Continue reading “10 funny software puns that will get any developer chuckling (or cringing)”
Here I sit, in the hall of vapors. Some darn fool done stole the papers. The bell has rung I must not linger. Look out ass here comes my finger.
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida… and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
You know you’re a cat person when… …you refer to going to the bathroom as “using the litter box.” …you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair. …you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber. …you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.) Insist that your e-mail address be email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. EncourageContinue reading “20 very annoying things you can do in the office”
And one joke: Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.