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Blame the dog – if you can

Types of farting people The Vain Person One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person One who loves the smell of other people’s farts. The Proud Person One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine. The Shy Person One who releases silent farts then blushes. The Imprudent Person One who boldlyContinue reading “Blame the dog – if you can”

Different Type of Farters

Vain You love the smell of your own farts. Amiable You love the smell of other people’s farts. Proud You think your farts are exceptionally fine. Shy You release silent farts and then blush. Impudent You boldly fart out loud and then laugh. Anti-Social When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room andContinue reading “Different Type of Farters”