The perfect couple and Santa have an accident

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the sideContinue reading “The perfect couple and Santa have an accident”

Crazy Woman

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ‘ I clocked you at 80miles per hour, sir.’ The driver says, ‘Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.’ Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: ‘Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.’Continue reading “Crazy Woman”