What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck. A farmer and his brand new bride are riding home in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbles. The farmer says, “That’s once.” A little further along, the horseContinue reading “Animal Jokes”
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.” Reporter: “Sex?” Man: “Three to five times a week.” Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?” Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.” Reporter: “Holy cow!” Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.” Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?” Man: “Yes, horseContinue reading “Animal Jokes for today”
How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting. How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods. How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit. Lara Rabbit: Do you think that’s Sophie’s natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only herContinue reading “Short Jokes about Rabbits”
And one joke: Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Went to see “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” last night and while I nodded at the recycled content, and sometimes cringed at the terrible dialogue and absolutely hated the two minor side-kicks (the doctor and the programmer) for being to obnoxious, I loved a few bits about the movie that I shall talk about.
He held his breath, straining to hear over Terry’s stupid game—muffled but still audible through the open front windows. Aunt Mandy’s doorbell ding-donged, soft murmurs drifting up into the almost-darkened sky. And then, the muffled beauty of the evening was shattered by a wail. A soul being torn from a body. Tragedy shaped into soundContinue reading “The Devil Crept In * Ania Ahlborn”
Claws of Fury Midnight Yelping
Classic Mozart, Magic Flute, one of the most difficult highs ever attempted, and was done by his sister, back in the day. https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FClassicFM%2Fvideos%2F10155393981984260%2F&show_text=0&width=400
I saw the new “Storks” last night and I must say, the animator that did the water and the ice and all the rain scenes must get a raise! It looked so real! And technically, all the emotions portrayed in the movie were genuine and I kinda cried in parts! Storks story Traditionally, storks haveContinue reading “Cuteness overload in Storks!”
A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him. The guy asks, “What’s in the box?” The older guy says matter-of-factly, “A South American Blow Job Toad.” The young guy looks around. “Can I try it?”