If you have ever attempted to organize a Christmas function at work, you will relate to these emails all too well… ———————————— FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 1 RE: Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting atContinue reading “Funny Christmas Party Organizing Email Chain”
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if weContinue reading “English Ain’t Easy & Other tonguetwisters”
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A: No body Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? A: Bone appetit ! Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day? .A: Dayscare centers. Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo.
* Any house that seems to be imploding into a space-time wormhole. * Any house made of food. * Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement. * Any house where the high tension wires suddenly stop right above it. * Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas. * Any house that growls “getContinue reading “HOUSES TO AVOID AT HALLOWEEN”
You get winded from knocking on the door. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. You ask for high fiber candy only. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. People say, “What a scary mask!” but you’re not wearing a mask! WhenContinue reading “Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …”
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck. A farmer and his brand new bride are riding home in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbles. The farmer says, “That’s once.” A little further along, the horseContinue reading “Animal Jokes”
So I’m currently watching Money Heist and I just heard a very truthful depiction on how domestic violence starts. Quote below: “It’s not what I imagine if I think of…” “Of what? Of a battered woman? Because I carry a gun, don’t I? Look, the fact is, it doesn’t start with a slap. If so,Continue reading “La casa de papel * Money Heist – Season 1 quote about domestic violence”