I freaking love the woman yelling at cat meme so I had a look for some art prints and found these: My wife is a big fan of the "Woman Yelling at Cat" meme. I made these illustrations for her for xmas. Ukiyo-e style. from Illustration
And one joke: Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Claws of Fury Midnight Yelping
“What happened to your cat? He was running around the whole village like the devil was on his tail.” – “Well he got castrated yesterday and now he’s canceling all his dates.” Emergency call at the police station: “Please come quick. It’s a life and death situation. Our dog has become very aggressive. He mightContinue reading “Mr Cat * Jokes”
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? A. She’s smoking a cigarette.
One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue.” “Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked. “Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”