- Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
- I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn’t get with the program.
- Old programmers never die, they just can’t C as well.
- When computer programmers are hungry they take mega-bites.
- Old programmers never die .. they just lose their memory.
- Technically speaking a programmer’s favorite subject with his boss is usually arrays.
- A crazy programmer with a cold is a coughing hacker.
- A computer program attached to an electric chair would have to have its execution checked carefully.
- Computer geeks always look scruffy because they only take milliseconds to refresh.
- Computer programs for gambling need beta testing.
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