Children’s Books Not Recommended by the National Library Association

  1. the Big Dog is Put to Sleep
  2. Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose
  3. The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and the Vice Squad
  4. The Tickling Babysitter
  5. A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides
  6. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories
  7. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
  8. Babar Becomes a Piano
  9. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
  10. David Duke’s World of Imagination
  11. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  12. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
  13. Legends of Scab Football
  14. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina
  15. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer
  16. Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can’t Remember the Endings to All of them
  17. Ed Beckley’s Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change From Your Mom’s Purse
  18. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  19. Let’s Draw Betty and Veronica Without Clothes
  20. The Care Bears : Maul Some Campers
  21. You Were an Accident
  22. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  23. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  25. When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer They Say God Did It
  26. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  27. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
  28. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  29. Bi-Curious George
  30. Drinks Because You Cry
  31. Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
  32. You Are Different and That’s Bad
  33. Dad’s New Wife Timothy
  34. Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great Microwave Games
  35. Testing Homemade Parachutes With Your Household Pets
  36. Why Your Moms “Flashlight” Vibrates
  37. Detours Using Local High Traffic Rail Tracks
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