How can you tell if Brexit is affecting the UK Economy?

So how bad is the economy really doing, you ask?

  1. Women are having sex with their husbands/boyfriends because they can’t afford batteries.
  2. Jury Duty is now considered a good-paying job.
  3. I got a pre-declined credit card in the
  4. African television stations are now showing ‘Sponsor a British Child’ commercials!
  5. I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
  6. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
  7. My ATM gave me an IOU!
  8. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
  9. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
  10. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with the purchase was a bank.
  11. If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or
  12. McDonald’s is now selling the 1/4 ouncer.
  13. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from
  14. Parents in London fired their nannies and learned the names of their children.
  15. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
  17. A truckload of Englishmen was caught sneaking into France.
  18. A picture is now only worth 200 words.


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