A few Christmas Jokes * Clean

What does everyone start Christmas Day with?
The letter ‘C’!
What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
Santa in reverse!
What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas carol?
Jungle bells!
Son: Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?
Mom: No! You’ll have ham like the rest of us!
How can you tell if Santa has been hiding in your fridge?
All the eggnog has gone!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Centipede!
Centipede who?
Centipede on the presents!
What is red, white and spotty?
Santa with chicken pox!
What happened to the boy who ate the Christmas decorations?
He got tinsel-itis!
How do you hire Santa Claus?
Put him on a box!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a tiger?
Frostbite!