A few Christmas Jokes * Clean

christmas-santa-jokesWhat does everyone start Christmas Day with?
The letter ‘C’!
What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
Santa in reverse!
santa-joke4What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas carol?
Jungle bells!
Son: Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?
Mom: No! You’ll have ham like the rest of us!
christmas-snowman-jokesHow can you tell if Santa has been hiding in your fridge?
All the eggnog has gone!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Centipede who?
Centipede on the presents!
santa-elf-jokeWhat is red, white and spotty?
Santa with chicken pox!
What happened to the boy who ate the Christmas decorations?
He got tinsel-itis!
How do you hire Santa Claus?
Put him on a box!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a tiger?


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