Cat O’ Nine Tales * Jeffrey Archer

144543Cat O’ Nine Tales is the fifth collection of irresistible short stories from the master storyteller Jeffrey Archer, illustrated by the internationally acclaimed artist, Ronald Searle, creator of Molesworth.

These twelve yarns are satisfying and ingeniously plotted, featuring richly drawn characters and Jeffrey Archer’s trademark deliciously unexpected conclusions. They feature the mad, the bad and the dangerous to know, as well as more poignant and telling characters. As a collection they confirm his position as one of the best storytellers alive today.

A skillfull play on words taking the well known whip called Cat O’Nine tails and changing it into Tales – the stories that Mr. Archer presents are taken from his days in prison – and as he confesses, these are not his own, they are stories heard from friends and from friends of friends. I was expecting a children’s book when I first saw the cover and I grew more and more amused as I read about an embezzling couple, a woman running a truck business smuggling goods and stories of murder so wild it made my head turn.


Thank you Mr. Archer for giving me a worthwhile read while catching a plane to a foreign country.


While incarcerated for two years in five different prisons, Jeffrey Archer picked up several ideas for short stories. They range from a tale of ‘The Man Who Robbed His Own Post Office’, to the story of a company chairman who tried to poison his wife while on a trip to St Petersburg – both with unexpected consequences. In another, ‘Maestro’, an Italian restaurateur ends up in jail, unable to explain to the tax man how he can own a yacht, a Ferrari and a home in Florence, while only declaring a profit of £70,000 a year.

‘The Red King’ is a tale about a con man who discovers that an English Lord requires one more chess piece to complete a set that would be worth a fortune. In another tale of deception, ‘The Commissioner’, a Bombay con artist ends up in the morgue, after he uses the police chief as bait in his latest scam. ‘The Alibi’ reveals how a convict manages to remove an old enemy while he’s locked up in jail, and then set up two prison officers as his alibi. In total contrast is the accountant, who, in ‘Charity Begins at Home’, realises he has achieved nothing in his life, and sets out to make a fortune before he retires.

CatO9Tails3And then there is Archer’s favourite, which he came across after leaving prison, ‘In the Eye of the Beholder’, where a handsome premier division footballer falls in love with a 20-stone woman … who just happens to be the ninth richest woman in Italy.

Jeffrey is the only author to have topped the bestseller lists in fiction, non-fiction, as well as short stories. Some old lags may have provided the inspiration for Cat O’Nine Tales, but the author has woven sad, witty, and unforgettable yarns, enhanced with hilarious illustrations by Ronald Searle.



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